Oh, hello Gaspard Ulliel. He was at the AFI Fest in LA this week! He’s totally the French Benedict Cumberbatch, people. [A Socialite Life]
Vladimir Putin is The Advocate’s Man of the Year. [OMG Blog]
Today is Prince Charles’ birthday! He’s 66. It’s also Yanni’s b-day. [Dlisted]
Prince Harry has been in uniform a lot lately. Rowr. [LaineyGossip]
Lorde wants to be adopted by Kim Kardashian. [Buzzfeed]
Steven Moffat is sexist about Doctor Who’s lady companions. [Pajiba]
Liv Tyler wears a really ugly Stella McCartney dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Katie Holmes is so…zzzz…. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Alessandra Ambrosio & Adriana Lima are not the same person. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Lawrence looks preggo with a Dorito baby. [Popoholic]
Recap of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons. [Reality Tea]
Kate Upton is repping Bobbi Brown these days? [Moe Jackson]
Archer spoofs Kim Kardashian’s butt. [The Blemish]
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a thing. [Gawker]

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